Giggle, giggle, giggle.
This picture has nothing to do with my story...but it's the best grin I could find. I have a funny story to tell..although Jim would not agree. But this story Just kills me. By the way..The Silly Grin kid...is no other than FIREGUY! Hahahahahahahahhahaha.
Anyway to get back to my funny story. So to make a short story long..this is what happened.
On Friday, I decided to do some long needed housework..it was hot, but not humid, so I could breathe fairly well.
As the day progressed I figured I was doing pretty good...changed my sheets, cleaned m y bedroom and the upstairs bathroom, did three laundrys...washed, dried and folded AND put away.
However, it took me until around 5:30 to complete these momentous tasks...cause, I had to play the computer in between tasks you understand. I was working on the downstairs at this point....and my last task was to clean the downstairs bathroom.
When..wow..all of a sudden the phone rings, and Jim says...I'm picking you up in an hour..we're going to Steven and Fern's for a dip in their pool. I panicked and said..but I'm not finished with the house...and he said..One hour!
So I dropped everything..and here's the important part...I put the cloth and the towel I had used to clean the upstairs toilet, in the downstairs toilet along with the cleaner I was using...rushed up and shaved my legs (That time again), had a shower did my hair etc etc etc..and was ready to go when he arrived.
Saturday was uneventful..hot and sticky.
But this morning, as I was having my cup of tea, Jim said to me..."This facecloth has a hole in it so I'm going to take it to the Barn to use as my facecloth".
And, I said..."God no Jim, I cleaned the toilet with that facecloth!"
And he said "J.... C....t! I've already washed my whole face with that facecloth! And then he went into the kitchen and started soaking his head in the sink.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.......Man, I find that amusing.
He washed his face with the cloth I used for the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!
So that's my amusing story, and certainly worth the silly grin pictured above.
And, hey....Big Brother starts tonight.
Lots of love
Marsh
Anyway to get back to my funny story. So to make a short story long..this is what happened.
On Friday, I decided to do some long needed housework..it was hot, but not humid, so I could breathe fairly well.
As the day progressed I figured I was doing pretty good...changed my sheets, cleaned m y bedroom and the upstairs bathroom, did three laundrys...washed, dried and folded AND put away.
However, it took me until around 5:30 to complete these momentous tasks...cause, I had to play the computer in between tasks you understand. I was working on the downstairs at this point....and my last task was to clean the downstairs bathroom.
When..wow..all of a sudden the phone rings, and Jim says...I'm picking you up in an hour..we're going to Steven and Fern's for a dip in their pool. I panicked and said..but I'm not finished with the house...and he said..One hour!
So I dropped everything..and here's the important part...I put the cloth and the towel I had used to clean the upstairs toilet, in the downstairs toilet along with the cleaner I was using...rushed up and shaved my legs (That time again), had a shower did my hair etc etc etc..and was ready to go when he arrived.
Saturday was uneventful..hot and sticky.
But this morning, as I was having my cup of tea, Jim said to me..."This facecloth has a hole in it so I'm going to take it to the Barn to use as my facecloth".
And, I said..."God no Jim, I cleaned the toilet with that facecloth!"
And he said "J.... C....t! I've already washed my whole face with that facecloth! And then he went into the kitchen and started soaking his head in the sink.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.......Man, I find that amusing.
He washed his face with the cloth I used for the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!
So that's my amusing story, and certainly worth the silly grin pictured above.
And, hey....Big Brother starts tonight.
Lots of love
Marsh
4 Comments:
I don't want to laugh ---really,,, sorry Jim,,,, that IS funny-- he'll be real careful from now on-- that is, if he doesn't catch some e-coli related disease--hmmm,, come to think of it,,, he hasn't been feeling well -----I can just hear him swearing!! and you're probably still laughing--- A dip in the pool??? Do you really do that-- as in wear a bathing suit dip in the pool?? I'm so impressed!!
OMG, that is just to funny,I can hardly see, I'm laughing so hard....
I was having a yuck day, but now I feel so much better...
Poor Jim, I bet he will be afraid to use a face cloth again hehehehehe , sorry .. I just can't stop.
Your friend Cheryl
I apologize if I left the impression that I put on a bathing suit for the dip in the pool. I think that could be construed as a crime against humanity! No..I just wore shorts and a top, and dangled my feet in the pool.
Jim however had a dip. Funny how men don't care how they look in shorts or a bathing suit!
And, the cloth was full of disenfectant cleaner! Course, that could have burned his face off.
Poor Jim. Hehehehe
Priceless...too too funny...and hey, you seem to have forgotten our game of scrabble...which you instigated by the way!
That silly grin kid looks high on something...hahaha
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